Saturday, November 9, 2019

You Might Be A Chocoholic If … | E-Neighborhood Advisor



chocoholic (Noun) (def): a person
who has or claims to have an addiction
to chocolate.

 If you have more than 2 secret
stashes of chocolate candy, you
might be a chocoholic. (Be
honest.)
 If your top 3 favorite candies all
have chocolate in them, you
might be a chocoholic.
 If you have more than 4 books at
home on chocolate, you might be
a chocoholic.
 If your favorite dessert is
chocolate cake with chocolate
frosting and chocolate ice-cream
on the side, then you might be a
chocoholic.
 If you name chocolate as one of
the seven wonders of the world,
you might be a chocoholic.
 If you bookmark more than 2
websites on the health benefits of
chocolate, then you might be a
chocoholic.
 If your favorite movie is Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory, you
might be a chocoholic.
 If you own more than one
chocolate-related T-Shirt, you
might be a chocoholic. (If you
actually wear that chocolate T-
Shirt in public, just admit it. You
are a chocoholic.)
 If you name your first-born child
after your favorite chocolate
candy – then you are a definite,
full-fledged chocoholic.

If you are a chocoholic, there you may
want to try one of two possible cures:

CURE #1: Chocolate Overdose

In several cases a chocolate overdose
will effectively kill your chocolate bug
for a period of time. At some point, too
much chocolate in a given month will
cure your addiction – for at least a
week. Your personal chocolate
overdose limit will depend on your
level of addiction.


CURE #2: Chocolate Substitution 

Chocolate substitution is another
option, if the chocolate overdose
doesn’t work. It involves starving your
chocolate bug by offering it
wholesome candy substitutes. The
concept is that your body will gradually
forget its craving for chocolate.
If one of these cures doesn’t work,
well, at least you would enjoy the
attempt . . .

By the way, here are some great links
on the health benefits of chocolate. You
may want to bookmark them in case
someone tries to convince you that
chocolate is not good for you.

7 Health Benefits of Dard Chocolate
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/7-health-benefits-dark-chocolate

What are the health benefits of dark
chocolate?

Are there health benefits from
chocolate?
https://www.heart.org/en/news/2019/02/12/are-there-health-benefits-from-chocolate

Well, of course it makes sense that
chocolate really is healthy. Chocolate is
made from a bean – and so, wouldn’t
that be like eating a vegetable?


P.S. Did you know . . .
Chocolate comes from cocoa,
Cocoa comes from a tree,
Trees are plants,

Chocolate = salad.

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Matt Capell
Email: sales@capellinteriors.com
Phone (208) 288-0151
Fax (208) 917-6160

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